Pirate Aunt Noun 1 Like a Mom but a Worse Influence ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

Defined at Last ~ The Fun One

She says yes to the second scoop, teaches card games the parents frown at, and tells the stories mom hoped had been forgotten. The kids adore her. The parents keep her anyway.

• For the aunt who does the spoiling: Birthdays, Christmas and the first babysitting weekend that ends in a sugar crash.
• Nieces and nephews, this is her gift: Easier than another candle and far more honest about what she does.
• Inducted into Pirate Queens: Where the worst influence in the family is also the favorite.

Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood