Piracy The Original Hostile Takeover ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee

Mergers, Acquisitions, Cannon Fire

Somewhere in a glass-walled boardroom a man in a quarter-zip is explaining synergy. Three hundred years earlier the same conversation took four minutes and no slide deck. For the colleague who has survived one too many strategy offsites and quietly wondered which era had the more honest paperwork.

• Boss Day, Handled: Lands on the manager who calls layoffs a realignment and can still laugh at himself.
• The True Part: Historians generally place the Golden Age of Piracy around the 1650s to 1730, with Marcus Rediker putting its sharp peak at roughly 1716 to 1726.
• Corner Office Energy: At home in a cubicle, on a conference call, or at the retirement party for the one who escaped.

Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer