Permission to Come Aboard Is Not Guaranteed ~ Comfort Colors Tee

Permission to Come Aboard Is Not Guaranteed ~ Applications Reviewed Slowly

She has a gangway, a guest list and a very short memory for people who skipped the line. The bachelorette crew knows the drill: the bride is spoken for, the maid of honour is screening, and nobody steps on deck without being properly announced. Standards are not a mood; they are a policy.

• The Maid of Honour's Clipboard: For the friend who runs the weekend like a harbour and turns away anyone who cannot name the bride.
• Standards Printed Plainly: A polite no in nautical form, said once and never explained to the man at the pool bar who asked twice.
• Gangway Watch After Dark: Holds the rope at Pirates After Dark, where coming aboard is an invitation and never a given.