Per My Last Email ~ Comfort Colors Tee

Per My Last Email ~ Consequences Attached

Three polite follow-ups, one read receipt, and still no answer. The fourth message gets a little more nautical. Made for the assistant who keeps the whole operation afloat and the teacher whose inbox has its own weather system.

• The gift that nods: Hand it to the coworker who has typed those four words with a perfectly straight face.
• Office legal: Technically courteous, technically a threat, and entirely within policy.
• Found in: Modern Scoundrels, alongside the rest of the inbox survivors.