Part Siren Part Alarm Clock ~ Ornament

Her Voice Carries ~ Especially at 6am

The sun is barely up and the whole house already knows the plan for the day, the weather, and who left the dishes. Sailors once steered toward a sound like this. The household steers toward the coffee.

• For the morning broadcaster: A gift for the mom who sings up the stairs, the roommate with no indoor volume, and the wife whose 'good morning' can be heard from the driveway.
• Two settings, both loud: Enchanting in theory. Impossible to sleep through in practice.
• Sounding off in: Part of Here Be Monsters, first thing in the morning.

Pirate Dayz made this round ornament for the tree, whether it stands in the living room or the galley (Slander the Parrot has already claimed a branch). Pick ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches, and it arrives with its hanging string. A wipe with a damp cloth keeps it shipshape through many Decembers. Hang it on the tree, from the rum shelf, or tie it to a bottle for the friend who says arrr at every opportunity.