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Part Siren Part Alarm Clock ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

$51.99

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Her Voice Carries ~ Especially at 6am

The sun is barely up and the whole house already knows the plan for the day, the weather, and who left the dishes. Sailors once steered toward a sound like this. The household steers toward the coffee.

  • For the morning broadcaster: A gift for the mom who sings up the stairs, the roommate with no indoor volume, and the wife whose 'good morning' can be heard from the driveway.
  • Two settings, both loud: Enchanting in theory. Impossible to sleep through in practice.
  • Sounding off in: Part of Here Be Monsters, first thing in the morning.


Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood