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Parrot on Board Mind Your Language ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

$51.99

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Posted Notice ~ The Bird Is Listening

One slip at the sink and the household has a new catchphrase for the next thirty years. Guests are warned at the door. Guests do not listen. The bird does.

  • For homes with a repeating resident: Anything said in the kitchen will be performed for the pastor.
  • Boat owners with a parrot, doubly so: Marinas carry sound, and so does a cockatoo with an audience.
  • Warned by Parrot Problems: A collection for people who have learned to curse in whispers and still got caught.


Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood