Parrot on Board Mind Your Language ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck
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Posted Notice ~ The Bird Is Listening
One slip at the sink and the household has a new catchphrase for the next thirty years. Guests are warned at the door. Guests do not listen. The bird does.
- For homes with a repeating resident: Anything said in the kitchen will be performed for the pastor.
- Boat owners with a parrot, doubly so: Marinas carry sound, and so does a cockatoo with an audience.
- Warned by Parrot Problems: A collection for people who have learned to curse in whispers and still got caught.
Every crew has that one sweatshirt that ends up on every voyage, and this is the one ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck with a cotton face over cozy fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the very first wear ~ made for bonfires on the beach, chilly harbor mornings and plotting the next adventure
