Parrot on Board Mind Your Language ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
$49.99
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Designed by Damien, Founder
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Posted Notice ~ The Bird Is Listening
One slip at the sink and the household has a new catchphrase for the next thirty years. Guests are warned at the door. Guests do not listen. The bird does.
- For homes with a repeating resident: Anything said in the kitchen will be performed for the pastor.
- Boat owners with a parrot, doubly so: Marinas carry sound, and so does a cockatoo with an audience.
- Warned by Parrot Problems: A collection for people who have learned to curse in whispers and still got caught.
Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer
