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Posted Notice ~ The Bird Is Listening

One slip at the sink and the household has a new catchphrase for the next thirty years. Guests are warned at the door. Guests do not listen. The bird does.

• For homes with a repeating resident: Anything said in the kitchen will be performed for the pastor.
• Boat owners with a parrot, doubly so: Marinas carry sound, and so does a cockatoo with an audience.
• Warned by Parrot Problems: A collection for people who have learned to curse in whispers and still got caught.