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Parrot Mom I Raised a Gossip ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

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She Taught Him to Talk ~ Nobody Taught Him to Stop

Months of patient repetition and the first clear sentence he learned was the one about the neighbor. Now guests get the full briefing before their coats come off.

  • For the woman with a feathered child: Vet visits, foraging toys, and a bird who tells the plumber everything.
  • Mother's Day for the flock: Parrot moms get skipped at the card aisle, and this corrects that.
  • At home in Parrot Problems: The collection for anyone whose baby has a beak and a very good memory.


Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood