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Parrot Mom I Raised a Gossip ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck

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She Taught Him to Talk ~ Nobody Taught Him to Stop

Months of patient repetition and the first clear sentence he learned was the one about the neighbor. Now guests get the full briefing before their coats come off.

  • For the woman with a feathered child: Vet visits, foraging toys, and a bird who tells the plumber everything.
  • Mother's Day for the flock: Parrot moms get skipped at the card aisle, and this corrects that.
  • At home in Parrot Problems: The collection for anyone whose baby has a beak and a very good memory.


Every crew has that one sweatshirt that ends up on every voyage, and this is the one ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck with a cotton face over cozy fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the very first wear ~ made for bonfires on the beach, chilly harbor mornings and plotting the next adventure