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Parrot Mom I Raised a Gossip ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee

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She Taught Him to Talk ~ Nobody Taught Him to Stop

Months of patient repetition and the first clear sentence he learned was the one about the neighbor. Now guests get the full briefing before their coats come off.

  • For the woman with a feathered child: Vet visits, foraging toys, and a bird who tells the plumber everything.
  • Mother's Day for the flock: Parrot moms get skipped at the card aisle, and this corrects that.
  • At home in Parrot Problems: The collection for anyone whose baby has a beak and a very good memory.


Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer