Parrot Brain ~ Ornament

A Complete Map of What He Is Thinking

Owners spend years trying to understand the bird. Here is the whole inventory: food, noise, blackmail, violence, food. Nothing else has ever been detected.

• For anyone who has lived with a parrot: The six-in-the-morning scream, the shredded lampshade, the private conversation repeated for guests.
• A gift the avian vet will appreciate: Bird groomers, rescue volunteers and the friend with three cages and no regrets.
• Charted by Parrot Problems: A collection written by people who have the beak marks to prove it.

Hang it on the tree, the rear-view mirror or the hook by the rum shelf. Choose ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches; both come with a hanging string and wipe clean with a damp cloth.