Parrot Brain ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

A Complete Map of What He Is Thinking

Owners spend years trying to understand the bird. Here is the whole inventory: food, noise, blackmail, violence, food. Nothing else has ever been detected.

• For anyone who has lived with a parrot: The six-in-the-morning scream, the shredded lampshade, the private conversation repeated for guests.
• A gift the avian vet will appreciate: Bird groomers, rescue volunteers and the friend with three cages and no regrets.
• Charted by Parrot Problems: A collection written by people who have the beak marks to prove it.

Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood