Parrot Brain ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck

A Complete Map of What He Is Thinking

Owners spend years trying to understand the bird. Here is the whole inventory: food, noise, blackmail, violence, food. Nothing else has ever been detected.

• For anyone who has lived with a parrot: The six-in-the-morning scream, the shredded lampshade, the private conversation repeated for guests.
• A gift the avian vet will appreciate: Bird groomers, rescue volunteers and the friend with three cages and no regrets.
• Charted by Parrot Problems: A collection written by people who have the beak marks to prove it.

Every crew has that one sweatshirt that ends up on every voyage, and this is the one ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck with a cotton face over cozy fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the very first wear ~ made for bonfires on the beach, chilly harbor mornings and plotting the next adventure