Parrot Brain ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
$49.99
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For the Beautifully Disreputable
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Designed by Damien, Founder
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A Complete Map of What He Is Thinking
Owners spend years trying to understand the bird. Here is the whole inventory: food, noise, blackmail, violence, food. Nothing else has ever been detected.
- For anyone who has lived with a parrot: The six-in-the-morning scream, the shredded lampshade, the private conversation repeated for guests.
- A gift the avian vet will appreciate: Bird groomers, rescue volunteers and the friend with three cages and no regrets.
- Charted by Parrot Problems: A collection written by people who have the beak marks to prove it.
Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer
