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Parrot Brain ~ 12oz Wine Tumbler with Lid

$31.49

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A Complete Map of What He Is Thinking

Owners spend years trying to understand the bird. Here is the whole inventory: food, noise, blackmail, violence, food. Nothing else has ever been detected.

  • For anyone who has lived with a parrot: The six-in-the-morning scream, the shredded lampshade, the private conversation repeated for guests.
  • A gift the avian vet will appreciate: Bird groomers, rescue volunteers and the friend with three cages and no regrets.
  • Charted by Parrot Problems: A collection written by people who have the beak marks to prove it.


Grog tastes better when it stays cold, and Damien has tested this theory on many a sandy shore ~ this 12 oz stainless steel wine tumbler has double-wall insulation and a lid to keep the sand and sea spray out, perfect for the deck, the beach bonfire or toasting the sunset with your crew