Out of Office Location Undisclosed ~ Ornament
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Out of Office ~ Ask Someone Else
The auto-reply is set, the phone is face down, and the only meeting on the books is with a hammock. For the one who treats vacation like a classified operation and retirement like a dress rehearsal.
- For the escape artist: Perfect for the coworker who leaves no forwarding address and the retiree-in-training practicing for the real thing.
- Plausible deniability: Nobody can reach a location that was never disclosed, which is exactly the point.
- Where it lands: A Modern Scoundrels pick for beach weeks, lake weekends and the Friday before a long one.
Pirate Dayz made this round ornament for the tree that secretly wants to be a mast. Pick ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches, and it arrives with its hanging string. A wipe with a damp cloth keeps it shipshape for many Decembers.
