Out of Office Location Undisclosed ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
$49.99
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Designed by Damien, Founder
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Out of Office ~ Ask Someone Else
The auto-reply is set, the phone is face down, and the only meeting on the books is with a hammock. For the one who treats vacation like a classified operation and retirement like a dress rehearsal.
- For the escape artist: Perfect for the coworker who leaves no forwarding address and the retiree-in-training practicing for the real thing.
- Plausible deniability: Nobody can reach a location that was never disclosed, which is exactly the point.
- Where it lands: A Modern Scoundrels pick for beach weeks, lake weekends and the Friday before a long one.
Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer
