Out of Office Location Undisclosed ~ Comfort Colors Tee

Out of Office ~ Ask Someone Else

The auto-reply is set, the phone is face down, and the only meeting on the books is with a hammock. For the one who treats vacation like a classified operation and retirement like a dress rehearsal.

• For the escape artist: Perfect for the coworker who leaves no forwarding address and the retiree-in-training practicing for the real thing.
• Plausible deniability: Nobody can reach a location that was never disclosed, which is exactly the point.
• Where it lands: A Modern Scoundrels pick for beach weeks, lake weekends and the Friday before a long one.