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Not Your First Mate ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

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Not Your First Mate ~ Check the Rank

Planning the vacation, approving the budget, picking the route and the restaurant: all her. The household runs beautifully because everyone eventually noticed who was steering.

  • For the one in charge: A gift for the wife who holds the actual authority, the partner who keeps the ship off the rocks, and the woman who was never anyone's second.
  • Chain of command: Suggestions are welcome. Decisions are made at the helm.
  • Commissioned by: Pirate Queens, by order of the captain.


Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood