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Not Your First Mate ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee

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Not Your First Mate ~ Check the Rank

Planning the vacation, approving the budget, picking the route and the restaurant: all her. The household runs beautifully because everyone eventually noticed who was steering.

  • For the one in charge: A gift for the wife who holds the actual authority, the partner who keeps the ship off the rocks, and the woman who was never anyone's second.
  • Chain of command: Suggestions are welcome. Decisions are made at the helm.
  • Commissioned by: Pirate Queens, by order of the captain.


Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer