Not My First Shipwreck ~ Ornament
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Not My First Shipwreck ~ The Lifeboat Knows Me by Name
Divorce, redundancy, the business that was definitely going to work; some of us have been pulled out of the water more than once and still show up for the next voyage. Said with a grin, not a sigh.
- Divorce Party Essential: The cake says free, this says experienced, and the bridesmaids from last time will want one too.
- Retirement Veteran: After forty years of corporate weather, a quiet nod that the old salt has seen worse and floated.
- Survivor's Humour: For anyone who tells the bad chapters as comedy because the alternative is boring.
Hang it on the tree, the rear-view mirror or the hook by the rum shelf. Choose ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches; both come with a hanging string and wipe clean with a damp cloth.
