Not Lost Rerouting Through International Waters ~ Ornament
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Not Lost ~ Just Taking the Scenic Ocean
The exit was three miles back. The map was helpful and ignored. There is a version of this trip that takes forty minutes, and a version with a detour so wide it needs a passport, and the driver has made his choice.
- For the stubborn navigator: Buy it for the husband who refuses to turn around on principle, the friend who treats the GPS voice as a suggestion, and the dad who has 'found a better way' into every town he has ever visited.
- Position report: Not lost. Legally, nowhere. Arriving eventually.
- Wandering in: Part of Modern Scoundrels, just beyond the twelve-mile limit.
Some keepsakes go in a chest; this one goes on a branch at eye level. Choose ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches, hang it with the string it comes with, and wipe it with a damp cloth when the tinsel gets clingy.
