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Not Lost Rerouting Through International Waters ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee

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Not Lost ~ Just Taking the Scenic Ocean

The exit was three miles back. The map was helpful and ignored. There is a version of this trip that takes forty minutes, and a version with a detour so wide it needs a passport, and the driver has made his choice.

  • For the stubborn navigator: Buy it for the husband who refuses to turn around on principle, the friend who treats the GPS voice as a suggestion, and the dad who has 'found a better way' into every town he has ever visited.
  • Position report: Not lost. Legally, nowhere. Arriving eventually.
  • Wandering in: Part of Modern Scoundrels, just beyond the twelve-mile limit.


Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer