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Not Lost Rerouting Through International Waters ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

$51.99

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Not Lost ~ Just Taking the Scenic Ocean

The exit was three miles back. The map was helpful and ignored. There is a version of this trip that takes forty minutes, and a version with a detour so wide it needs a passport, and the driver has made his choice.

  • For the stubborn navigator: Buy it for the husband who refuses to turn around on principle, the friend who treats the GPS voice as a suggestion, and the dad who has 'found a better way' into every town he has ever visited.
  • Position report: Not lost. Legally, nowhere. Arriving eventually.
  • Wandering in: Part of Modern Scoundrels, just beyond the twelve-mile limit.


Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood