Not Lost Rerouting Through International Waters ~ Comfort Colors Tee

Not Lost ~ Just Taking the Scenic Ocean

The exit was three miles back. The map was helpful and ignored. There is a version of this trip that takes forty minutes, and a version with a detour so wide it needs a passport, and the driver has made his choice.

• For the stubborn navigator: Buy it for the husband who refuses to turn around on principle, the friend who treats the GPS voice as a suggestion, and the dad who has 'found a better way' into every town he has ever visited.
• Position report: Not lost. Legally, nowhere. Arriving eventually.
• Wandering in: Part of Modern Scoundrels, just beyond the twelve-mile limit.