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Not Lost Exploring Aggressively ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

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Not Lost Exploring Aggressively ~ The Map Was Wrong, Obviously

The turn was deliberate. The three subsequent turns were also deliberate. For husbands who would rather drive to Mexico than ask a petrol station, hikers who treat the trail marker as a dare, and anyone whose road trip has a bonus state in it.

  • Driver's Official Position: He is not lost; the destination is simply further than it was this morning.
  • Trailhead Rebel: For hikers who see the sign that says 'do not' and read it as 'definitely'.
  • Refuses Directions, Accepts Snacks: The passenger can navigate or hand over the crisps; both are not required.


Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood