Not Lost Exploring Aggressively ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck
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Not Lost Exploring Aggressively ~ The Map Was Wrong, Obviously
The turn was deliberate. The three subsequent turns were also deliberate. For husbands who would rather drive to Mexico than ask a petrol station, hikers who treat the trail marker as a dare, and anyone whose road trip has a bonus state in it.
- Driver's Official Position: He is not lost; the destination is simply further than it was this morning.
- Trailhead Rebel: For hikers who see the sign that says 'do not' and read it as 'definitely'.
- Refuses Directions, Accepts Snacks: The passenger can navigate or hand over the crisps; both are not required.
Every crew has that one sweatshirt that ends up on every voyage, and this is the one ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck with a cotton face over cozy fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the very first wear ~ made for bonfires on the beach, chilly harbor mornings and plotting the next adventure
