Not Lost Exploring Aggressively ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
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Not Lost Exploring Aggressively ~ The Map Was Wrong, Obviously
The turn was deliberate. The three subsequent turns were also deliberate. For husbands who would rather drive to Mexico than ask a petrol station, hikers who treat the trail marker as a dare, and anyone whose road trip has a bonus state in it.
- Driver's Official Position: He is not lost; the destination is simply further than it was this morning.
- Trailhead Rebel: For hikers who see the sign that says 'do not' and read it as 'definitely'.
- Refuses Directions, Accepts Snacks: The passenger can navigate or hand over the crisps; both are not required.
Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer
