Nice Chest ~ Premium Hoodie
$57.99
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Nice Chest ~ A Compliment About Treasure, Probably
Two words. One of them is doing all the work, and the owner gets to decide which. Birthday gag with a straight face, which is the best kind.
- The Dry Double: Earns the second look across the backyard, then the slow nod from the one who finally got it.
- Birthday Bait: For the friend who collects compliments and the one who collects old sea stories, often the same person.
- Where It Belongs: Shelved in Pirates After Dark alongside the other things said with a perfectly innocent face.
Damien keeps one aboard for the night watch, when the sea spray turns cold and the stars come out ~ this Comfort Colors garment-dyed hoodie has a soft cotton face over warm fleece, a jersey-lined hood with a flat cord and a front pouch for the compass and the snacks ~ relaxed fit, rolled-forward shoulders, sizes S through 2XL
