Nice Chest ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck
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Nice Chest ~ A Compliment About Treasure, Probably
Two words. One of them is doing all the work, and the owner gets to decide which. Birthday gag with a straight face, which is the best kind.
- The Dry Double: Earns the second look across the backyard, then the slow nod from the one who finally got it.
- Birthday Bait: For the friend who collects compliments and the one who collects old sea stories, often the same person.
- Where It Belongs: Shelved in Pirates After Dark alongside the other things said with a perfectly innocent face.
Every crew has that one sweatshirt that ends up on every voyage, and this is the one ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck with a cotton face over cozy fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the very first wear ~ made for bonfires on the beach, chilly harbor mornings and plotting the next adventure
