Nice Chest ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
$49.99
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Nice Chest ~ A Compliment About Treasure, Probably
Two words. One of them is doing all the work, and the owner gets to decide which. Birthday gag with a straight face, which is the best kind.
- The Dry Double: Earns the second look across the backyard, then the slow nod from the one who finally got it.
- Birthday Bait: For the friend who collects compliments and the one who collects old sea stories, often the same person.
- Where It Belongs: Shelved in Pirates After Dark alongside the other things said with a perfectly innocent face.
Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer
