Never Apologize for Your Stories ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie
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Never Apologize for Your Stories ~ Exaggeration Is an Art
The fish was bigger, the storm was wilder and the rival captain was definitely more handsome. Every tavern tale deserves a little extra drama, and nobody owes an apology for it.
- Tall Tale Teller: For the friend whose tales grow with every retelling.
- Bar Regular: A gift for the person with a permanent seat.
- Creative License: Truth is overrated when the story is this good.
Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood



