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Never Apologize for Your Stories ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck

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Never Apologize for Your Stories ~ Exaggeration Is an Art

The fish was bigger, the storm was wilder and the rival captain was definitely more handsome. Every tavern tale deserves a little extra drama, and nobody owes an apology for it.

  • Tall Tale Teller: For the friend whose tales grow with every retelling.
  • Bar Regular: A gift for the person with a permanent seat.
  • Creative License: Truth is overrated when the story is this good.


Every crew has that one sweatshirt that ends up on every voyage, and this is the one ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck with a cotton face over cozy fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the very first wear ~ made for bonfires on the beach, chilly harbor mornings and plotting the next adventure