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Never Apologize for Your Stories ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee

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Never Apologize for Your Stories ~ Exaggeration Is an Art

The fish was bigger, the storm was wilder and the rival captain was definitely more handsome. Every tavern tale deserves a little extra drama, and nobody owes an apology for it.

  • Tall Tale Teller: For the friend whose tales grow with every retelling.
  • Bar Regular: A gift for the person with a permanent seat.
  • Creative License: Truth is overrated when the story is this good.


Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer