My Wingman Has Actual Wings ~ Ornament
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Description
He Spots the Table ~ Then Ruins the Introduction
Date night prep involves two of them. One picks the collar. The other picks the moment to shout something from the cage that cannot be explained to a first date.
- For the single guy with a bird: The conure that screens his girlfriends and the macaw that outranks them.
- A birthday pick for the bachelor: Brothers, roommates and the friend whose apartment has more perches than chairs.
- Backed up by Parrot Problems: The collection for men whose most loyal friend eats sunflower seeds.
Every crew needs a flag, even the one that only sails as far as the living room. This round ornament comes in ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches, string included, and a damp cloth is all the care it asks.
