My Wingman Has Actual Wings ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie
$51.99
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He Spots the Table ~ Then Ruins the Introduction
Date night prep involves two of them. One picks the collar. The other picks the moment to shout something from the cage that cannot be explained to a first date.
- For the single guy with a bird: The conure that screens his girlfriends and the macaw that outranks them.
- A birthday pick for the bachelor: Brothers, roommates and the friend whose apartment has more perches than chairs.
- Backed up by Parrot Problems: The collection for men whose most loyal friend eats sunflower seeds.
Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood



