My Wingman Has Actual Wings ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck
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He Spots the Table ~ Then Ruins the Introduction
Date night prep involves two of them. One picks the collar. The other picks the moment to shout something from the cage that cannot be explained to a first date.
- For the single guy with a bird: The conure that screens his girlfriends and the macaw that outranks them.
- A birthday pick for the bachelor: Brothers, roommates and the friend whose apartment has more perches than chairs.
- Backed up by Parrot Problems: The collection for men whose most loyal friend eats sunflower seeds.
Every crew has that one sweatshirt that ends up on every voyage, and this is the one ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck with a cotton face over cozy fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the very first wear ~ made for bonfires on the beach, chilly harbor mornings and plotting the next adventure
