My Wingman Has Actual Wings ~ Comfort Colors Tee

He Spots the Table ~ Then Ruins the Introduction

Date night prep involves two of them. One picks the collar. The other picks the moment to shout something from the cage that cannot be explained to a first date.

• For the single guy with a bird: The conure that screens his girlfriends and the macaw that outranks them.
• A birthday pick for the bachelor: Brothers, roommates and the friend whose apartment has more perches than chairs.
• Backed up by Parrot Problems: The collection for men whose most loyal friend eats sunflower seeds.