My Wingman Has Actual Wings ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
$49.99
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He Spots the Table ~ Then Ruins the Introduction
Date night prep involves two of them. One picks the collar. The other picks the moment to shout something from the cage that cannot be explained to a first date.
- For the single guy with a bird: The conure that screens his girlfriends and the macaw that outranks them.
- A birthday pick for the bachelor: Brothers, roommates and the friend whose apartment has more perches than chairs.
- Backed up by Parrot Problems: The collection for men whose most loyal friend eats sunflower seeds.
Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer
