My Wingman Has Actual Wings ~ Ceramic Coffee Mug
$16.49
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Description
He Spots the Table ~ Then Ruins the Introduction
Date night prep involves two of them. One picks the collar. The other picks the moment to shout something from the cage that cannot be explained to a first date.
- For the single guy with a bird: The conure that screens his girlfriends and the macaw that outranks them.
- A birthday pick for the bachelor: Brothers, roommates and the friend whose apartment has more perches than chairs.
- Backed up by Parrot Problems: The collection for men whose most loyal friend eats sunflower seeds.
Even pirates need their morning brew before raising the anchor ~ this glossy ceramic mug comes in white or black, 11 oz for a quick cup or 15 oz for the long haul, with a comfortable C handle and your design front and center ~ fill it with coffee, tea or something stronger after sunset, Damien won't tell
