My Standards Are Higher Than the Crow's Nest ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

The Bar Is Up There ~ Bring a Ladder

He was nice. He was also forty minutes late, ordered for her, and said 'no offense' three times. The lookout on a tall ship sits a hundred feet above the deck and still sees fewer red flags than she did before the appetizers.

• For the woman who does not round up: Friends who left a date at the salad course and never apologized for it.
• A gift for the picky one you admire: She is not difficult. She is simply correct, repeatedly.
• Kept aloft by Pirate Queens: Where a woman's standards have a view and refuse to climb down.

Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood