My Standards Are Higher Than the Crow's Nest ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
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The Bar Is Up There ~ Bring a Ladder
He was nice. He was also forty minutes late, ordered for her, and said 'no offense' three times. The lookout on a tall ship sits a hundred feet above the deck and still sees fewer red flags than she did before the appetizers.
- For the woman who does not round up: Friends who left a date at the salad course and never apologized for it.
- A gift for the picky one you admire: She is not difficult. She is simply correct, repeatedly.
- Kept aloft by Pirate Queens: Where a woman's standards have a view and refuse to climb down.
Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer
