My Sea Serpent Is Judging Your Life Choices ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck
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No Comment ~ Only the Stare
She did not say anything about the third tequila, the ex who came back, or the haircut done in a kitchen. She did not have to. There is a long, cold creature beside her doing all the commentary with one unblinking eye.
- For the friend with the eyebrow: The one whose silence has a tone and whose 'interesting' means a great deal.
- A gift that calls her out kindly: Hand it to the group critic and watch her approve of it, grudgingly.
- Judged and filed under Here Be Monsters: Where the deep has opinions about your decisions and is not shy with them.
Every crew has that one sweatshirt that ends up on every voyage, and this is the one ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck with a cotton face over cozy fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the very first wear ~ made for bonfires on the beach, chilly harbor mornings and plotting the next adventure
