My Sea Serpent Is Judging Your Life Choices ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
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Designed by Damien, Founder
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No Comment ~ Only the Stare
She did not say anything about the third tequila, the ex who came back, or the haircut done in a kitchen. She did not have to. There is a long, cold creature beside her doing all the commentary with one unblinking eye.
- For the friend with the eyebrow: The one whose silence has a tone and whose 'interesting' means a great deal.
- A gift that calls her out kindly: Hand it to the group critic and watch her approve of it, grudgingly.
- Judged and filed under Here Be Monsters: Where the deep has opinions about your decisions and is not shy with them.
Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer
