My Sea Serpent Is Judging Your Life Choices ~ Comfort Colors Tee

No Comment ~ Only the Stare

She did not say anything about the third tequila, the ex who came back, or the haircut done in a kitchen. She did not have to. There is a long, cold creature beside her doing all the commentary with one unblinking eye.

• For the friend with the eyebrow: The one whose silence has a tone and whose 'interesting' means a great deal.
• A gift that calls her out kindly: Hand it to the group critic and watch her approve of it, grudgingly.
• Judged and filed under Here Be Monsters: Where the deep has opinions about your decisions and is not shy with them.