My Savings Account Is Buried in the Backyard ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

My Savings Account Is Buried in the Backyard ~ Interest Paid in Earthworms

Banks have hours. The backyard is open all night. Somewhere between the tomato bed and the shed sits a coffee can that has outperformed every financial advisor in town, mostly by never being touched.

• Grandpa's Financial Plan: For the man who trusts the dirt more than the app and has a shovel-shaped reason for it.
• The Gardener With a Secret: A gift for whoever spends a suspicious amount of time digging in one corner of the lawn.
• Deposited in the Loot Line: Earning no interest in X Marks the Loot, where savings and buried treasure are the same thing.

Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood