My Savings Account Is Buried in the Backyard ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee

My Savings Account Is Buried in the Backyard ~ Interest Paid in Earthworms

Banks have hours. The backyard is open all night. Somewhere between the tomato bed and the shed sits a coffee can that has outperformed every financial advisor in town, mostly by never being touched.

• Grandpa's Financial Plan: For the man who trusts the dirt more than the app and has a shovel-shaped reason for it.
• The Gardener With a Secret: A gift for whoever spends a suspicious amount of time digging in one corner of the lawn.
• Deposited in the Loot Line: Earning no interest in X Marks the Loot, where savings and buried treasure are the same thing.

Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer